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faptisim 

When Rimothy glazes his holy seed on the faces of the cum council
You going to Rims tomorrow.
Yeet, it's my faptisim.
faptisim by YouCantProveItsAndy October 19, 2022
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The first time you ever fap.
Dude I had my faptism when I was 13.
faptism by SirLaxington October 13, 2011
The act of depositing a substancial amount of man milk on the crown of the recipient's head in similitude of a catholic baptism.
She got faptism
Faptism by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010

Fantisimo 

Fantastic, Great, totally fucking awesome doood, orgasmic, superb, awesome
"Fantisimo Fifteen"
- Dressed In Black (the words creator and godess of canadian and world politics)
Fantisimo by Kraus July 16, 2008
A young urban male of very large mass and body weight who usually shows a sense of style and tries to wear the latest and most expensive designer clothes that may fit him. He doesn't think of himself as fat but uses terms like "big boned" to describe himself. He usually has a very high self-esteem and looks down on others who he feels are not his class or stature. These types are known also as foodies in that they are always trying to be seen at the most trendy new restaurants. However they always complain that the food servings are much too small.
The fatisimo was dressed in the latest fashion of the urban male but still looked much too fat to be considered stylish.
Fatisimo by Urbanwordwriter July 9, 2016
A possible alternative for "bukakke," otherwise known as a sexual encounter in which one or multiple men ejaculate on a woman's face.
Bob: "Dude she's hot, what all did you two do?"

Joe: "I gave her a faptism."
Faptism by yusefisgay March 31, 2012
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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