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Tactics fat chicks use in a vein attempt to get you attached in order to avoid instant rejection upon actually meeting them in person. (ie. cropping their photo (if they have one!) around the face only and on a flattering angle, posting photos of themselves when younger/slimmer, avoiding meeting in person until they've gotten to know you VERY well, etc.)
Girl: We've only been corresponding for 3 weeks ...I think it's too early to meet in person!
Guy: That's OK, I'm familiar with your factics. I'm moving on with a slimmer girl I'm in contact with... good luck!
Factics by The BooMan July 8, 2012
Words you can keep
The telling of a story or a lie using some truths to make it fact-ish.

Or only telling enough of a real event to make it believable in order to cover what really happened.

Or a complete fabrication of a story using partial facts to make a real event more interesting.
Dude! that story you told last night about that time we went to the river was total B.S.
Nah... some of it happened.

Ahhh....it was factish...;-)
Factish by Roido October 13, 2011

Facticity 

The individual parts of ourselves that we are born with.

Including but not limited to, one's culture, class, religion, language, race, gender, and sexual orientation.
Although one has no control over his or her facticity, one is always free to choose his or her relation to the world in which one lives in.
Facticity by JeanPaulSartre December 7, 2022
Although slightly hard to get off the tongue this useful word applies to people who like to state the facts
I am a factist people! I know shit!!
A fake Latin word used in substitution for the word 'fuck'. Was created and first used in the production 'Paradise Lost: Shadowns & Wings' by Eric Whitacre.
Break it like a chicken bone. And break it like you hate that factis chicken!

Holy factis, that was awesome!

Factis mei!

What the factis was that?!

Don't you ever factis do that again!
Factis by Extasis June 23, 2010
A fake Latin word synonymous with the word "fuck". It was created and first used by composer Eric Whitacre in the production "Paradise Lost: Shadows & Wings".
Break it like a chicken bone. And break it like you hate that factis chicken!

Factis me!

What the factis was that!

Don't you ever factis do that again!
Factis by bnu112358 June 24, 2010
Killing a fact (distorting truth).
Saying G.W.Bush was smart is facticide.
Used to support false arguments.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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