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Fapsstain 

A stain that which came from fapping
There was a fapsstain on my son's bed
Fapsstain by Jackthefastman December 31, 2018
Words you can keep
Variation of Captain Obvious.

The Faptain will give you the name of the girl in the picture for research purposes.
Call the Faptain whenever an unnamed girl's picture makes you want to have a tug of war with you pelvis.
Derp: "Wow she is hot I need her name to Google for my research".

Faptain: *swoops in, names girl and flies away*
Faptain by Bazrael October 19, 2014
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The captain that help people find the name of sexy girls so they can fap
random guy: "faptain, i need her name for research purpose!"
Faptain:"Baeley Jay, *faps away*"
Faptain by lilpigfuck November 24, 2014

Fapstinent

The act or practice of refraining from masturbation/fapping.
Girl: How many times have you masturbated this week?
Guy: I'v been fapstinent for almost 2 weeks!
Fapstinent by iDenzilla June 2, 2015

fapstinence

Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.
fapstinence by caljstac August 30, 2014

fapistan 

a country where NNN does not exist
John: I’ve thought about moving to Fapistan
Jon: Nigga doodoo peepee fart nigga guacamole penis
fapistan by cock cock cock cock cock December 14, 2020

fartstain 

visible markings left typically in the undergarments of a personage having passed a flatus can be a spry alluding to a person as useful as the preceding definition
As Johnny disrobed his boxers sported a mustard brown fartstain.
fartstain by schultheis, sj July 4, 2006
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