Fap crap
Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.
Fap crap by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
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fap crap and nap
Fap crap and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. Masturbation, defecation and siesta. It should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. It is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.
Student 1: Mate class sucks today, I don't know how much longer I can endure it.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.
Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.
Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.
fap crap and nap by Dr_Rhodez November 25, 2016
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Fap crap • fap crap and nap • Fap, Crap & Nap • Fap N’ Crap • Crap Fap • crap n' fap • Crap and Fap • fap • fap nap • Fap Attack
Crap Fap
Jack N. Off: "Masturbating is getting too expensive these days. I can't afford KY."
Ijer Kit: "Start crap fapping. Diarrhea is free, isn't it?"
Ijer Kit: "Start crap fapping. Diarrhea is free, isn't it?"
Crap Fap by Ching Mang Wong February 16, 2009
Crap Fap
A take on "holy crap." But in this case, more to do with self-masturbation. Used when someone does or says a complete lie or exaggeration to make self better than he/she seems.
Fap N’ Crap
IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
Fap N’ Crap by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020
Crap N' Fap
Greg, "Hey John you wanna hang today?"
John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"
John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"
Crap N' Fap by Fapking October 30, 2011
Crap and Fap
Crap and Fap by JMGraham January 5, 2009
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