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Crap and Fap
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To use the excuse of having to
take a dump
as an
opportunity
to
masturbate
Josh: Hey
I'll be right back
; gotta poo.
Spencer
: Heh,
I bet
he's doing a crap and fap.
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JMGraham
January 5, 2009
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