Retard_Ryan's definitions

🗣️📢💨

That blue guy up there has something to announce. Let's wait and see what he has to say.

🗣️📢💨

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

􏿽𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅

􏿽𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅.
The last one.

􏿽𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅

by Retard_Ryan March 19, 2023

ᙐ---

It's an ASCII pitchfork I guess.

Brandon: Don't make me stab you with my ᙐ---
Harry: Noooo don't

by Retard_Ryan March 18, 2023

honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

, !

The start of many songs I listen to.

, !

by Retard_Ryan January 4, 2023

𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅ﬗ긿

Creepy secret alien letters. Actually, they're just extremely cryptic unicode characters that nobody's ever used.

Tyler: 𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅ﬗ긿?
Me: WTF

by Retard_Ryan March 18, 2023

A.M.O.L.A.D.

Stands for A Matter Of Life And Death, and is usually referenced to the 2006 album by Iron Maiden.

Iron maiden's A.M.O.L.A.D. is such a great and underrated album, with amazing songs like For The Greater Good Of God, Out Of The Shadows, and These Colours Don't Run.

by Retard_Ryan February 9, 2023