Retard_Ryan's definitions

single women over 40

That's an ad that I keep getting at the top of my screen.

"Search for

Single women over 40"

Me: nah I'm fine.

by Retard_Ryan April 9, 2023

My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

by Retard_Ryan April 17, 2023

2023

A year that already sucks

2023 already sucks.

by Retard_Ryan January 1, 2023

¹²³⁴⁵⁶⁷⁸⁹⁰

Tiny numbers.

¹²³⁴⁵⁶⁷⁸⁹⁰ is tiny

by Retard_Ryan January 1, 2023

ŃĮŒ

A weird way of saying nice, usually seen as a response to somebody saying 69.

Teacher: What's 100 - 31?
Kid 1: 69!
Kid 2: ŃĮŒ

by Retard_Ryan January 4, 2023

№ Just №

A cool and fancy way of saying "No Just No".

Person 1: Hey, I know you have a fear of Rollercoasters, but I really really think you should go on this one with me!
Person 2: № Just №

by Retard_Ryan January 4, 2023

『』「」 【】

Four random styles of brackets that can be found on your phone by going to the symbol section of your keypad and holding your finger on top of the and keys.

『』「」 【】 are certainly symbols that almost nobody knows about.

by Retard_Ryan January 4, 2023