Definitions by Retard_Ryan

My armpit smells like syrup 

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

My armpit smells like syrup by Retard_Ryan April 17, 2023

single women over 40 

That's an ad that I keep getting at the top of my screen.

"Search for

Single women over 40"

Me: nah I'm fine.

single women over 40 by Retard_Ryan April 9, 2023

Ɓɓ 

They're fancy dancy B's. B's with some class.

Ɓɓ is some fancy shit there

Ɓɓ by Retard_Ryan March 28, 2023

Snaking

When somebody keeps powersliding back and forth during a race in Mario Kart DS. It gives them a boost in every powerslide and therefore you go a lot faster.

I hate it that you have to be snaking in order to stand much of a chance in the online mode of mario kart ds

Snaking by Retard_Ryan March 25, 2023

Tyler 

The name of a guy named Tyler. Their personality varies quite a lot. They're usually either a shy, keep-to-themself type of person or they're a complete, loudmouth scumbag with a very small penis. There's almost never an in between.

Tyler is named Tyler because he is named Tyler

Tyler by Retard_Ryan March 19, 2023

􏿽𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅ 

􏿽𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅.
The last one.

􏿽𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅

􏿽𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅ by Retard_Ryan March 19, 2023

𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅ﬗ긿 

Creepy secret alien letters. Actually, they're just extremely cryptic unicode characters that nobody's ever used.

Tyler: 𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅ﬗ긿?
Me: WTF

𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅ﬗ긿 by Retard_Ryan March 18, 2023