Falst

Untrue, or False. Used as a response when somebody claims something, but lacks any sort of credibility or proof.

Person 1: Slayer is a shitty band.
Person 2: Falst.

by I Luv Skanks April 20, 2010

false 9

A false 9 is a position in football/soccer. The player playing false 9 position is normally a striker who drops back to the midfield to disturb the defender of opponents by drawing out players, and with good passings, and dribbling.

Messi was a brilliant false 9 under Pep Guardiola.

by Why Do U Care What I'm Called May 17, 2020

Falsehood

An untrue statement

*debate time*
Virgil: your mom is preposterous

Thomas: ok lets leave the moms out of this considering that neither of you have a mother.
Virgil: if she did exist, she’d be preposterous and pointless
Logan: FALSEHOOD!!!

by Alexander Hamilton (Nonstop) April 21, 2019

False Start

When someone is still hung up on their EX, while dating another person creating a false sense of reality....and giving the new relationship a bogus, False Start.

I specifically asked you if you were over your EX, and you told me yes......then i find you still writing poems about him, and wishing him happy birthday, when you ruined mine. That is a complete False Start to our relationship, and you wonder why we struggled ?

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 18, 2019

False Celery

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.

As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."

by boatbutter August 22, 2006

false prophet

Someone that claims to be more than they actually are. They act "as if". They also want people to follow them because of their inflated self image and misrepresented self worth.

Don't idolize the false prophet for this is surely the path to hell.

by Timptashun January 28, 2007

False and Homosexual

A more fancier way of saying 'fake and gay'.

Guy 1: I sooo hacked my friends phone yesterday! Wanna know what I did? I changed the date and time! Haha!
Guy 2: I think we are all in agreement, I doubt any hacking was involved.
Guy 3: No, because we are not all nerds who cares about this.
Guy 2: Actually most of us do care, so your argument is false and homosexual.

by Lord of Fanciness August 12, 2011