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failstaff 

A term derived from shakespearean name "falstaff", who is generally identified as a drunkard and a coxcomb. Can be used as an insult if you are among friends who have read the Henriad.
You're such a coxcomb, they should call you Sir John Failstaff.
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fagstaff 

A derivative of the name, 'Fagstaff Macmillan'. This word is often used to describe someone of such magnitude of fagotry that the regular insult of faggot will just not do.
Jordan: Hey, like my dress Jeremy?!?!
Jeremy: You are such a fagstaff.
fagstaff by Mr Jeremy Hogan October 13, 2004

Gaylord Fagstaff

Synonymous with Gaythan Phapps, a Gaylord Fagstaff is the most queer, nerdy kid in school that has a Prince Albert piercing. Gaylord Fagstaffs can generally be found in their natural habitat humping down an anime pillow. They also love having gay sex with male horses.
That Nathan kid is a real Gaylord Fagstaff.
Gaylord Fagstaff by Big Black Billy November 2, 2016

falstaffian

Adj. A fat person who eats and drinks to much , but is generally liked by other people
Our falstaffian friend Eric, generally is great to hang with. But their is the occasion we hit him in the troat.
falstaffian by M Goldnugget March 6, 2019

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026