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failstaff 

A term derived from shakespearean name "falstaff", who is generally identified as a drunkard and a coxcomb. Can be used as an insult if you are among friends who have read the Henriad.
You're such a coxcomb, they should call you Sir John Failstaff.
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fagstaff 

A derivative of the name, 'Fagstaff Macmillan'. This word is often used to describe someone of such magnitude of fagotry that the regular insult of faggot will just not do.
Jordan: Hey, like my dress Jeremy?!?!
Jeremy: You are such a fagstaff.
fagstaff by Mr Jeremy Hogan October 13, 2004

Gaylord Fagstaff

Synonymous with Gaythan Phapps, a Gaylord Fagstaff is the most queer, nerdy kid in school that has a Prince Albert piercing. Gaylord Fagstaffs can generally be found in their natural habitat humping down an anime pillow. They also love having gay sex with male horses.
That Nathan kid is a real Gaylord Fagstaff.

falstaffian

Adj. A fat person who eats and drinks to much , but is generally liked by other people
Our falstaffian friend Eric, generally is great to hang with. But their is the occasion we hit him in the troat.
falstaffian by M Goldnugget March 6, 2019