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The act of sucking one’s gut in to look more fit than actual.

“The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”

False Ab-vertisement by robpunzel November 19, 2019

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when a female disguises the upper half of her face, usually with sun-glasses, to improve her sexual appearance when in the company of males

"dude she's hot." -matt
"nah dude, look! she took off her sunglasses." shouts, "that's false-advertisement bitch!" -nate

false-advertisement by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009

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Another great cruel sex move! This one is from Ontario, Canada:
While having sex in the doggy position the male pulls out and proceeds to spit (saliva) on their partners back. Thinking that a load of semen has been dropped and sex is over, the said partner turns around to kiss her lover, only to have the real load shot square in his/her face! Classic!

Humiliated, Suzy dumped Billy shortly after he gave her the false advertisement.

false advertisement, the by Randy Young May 13, 2005

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False Advertisement is when you pay for something and get something other than what you paid for.

I ordered a toaster from ebay and recieved a microwave. Then I contacted the guy who advertised it and he said "sorry false advertisement".

False Advertisement by James Zerelle March 6, 2010

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when you a see a girl from behind or far away and your like "DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM she fine" then you see her up close and youur like "DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM" she nasty. Primarily happens when she has a nice body and a butterface (meaning she's good "but her face")

Last week alex saw this hot girl at Macdaddydonalds then she turned around and it was a mom. He was like thats False advertisement.

False Advertisement by Franklin gribble August 27, 2006