Vod-Kock

The equivalent of “Whiskey Dick”.... For Russians.
Vladimir couldn’t “Put-in” because of a bad case of “Vod-kock”.
by robpunzel April 09, 2019
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O.C.D.

Obsessive Corona Distancing.
My wife refuses to have sex with me unless I’m six feet away... I think she has O.C.D.
by robpunzel April 02, 2020
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False Ab-vertisement

The act of sucking one’s gut in to look more fit than actual.
“The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”
by robpunzel November 19, 2019
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