Vod-Kock

The equivalent of “Whiskey Dick”.... For Russians.

Vladimir couldn’t “Put-in” because of a bad case of “Vod-kock”.

by robpunzel April 8, 2019

O.C.D.

Obsessive Corona Distancing.

My wife refuses to have sex with me unless I’m six feet away... I think she has O.C.D.

by robpunzel April 1, 2020

False Ab-vertisement

The act of sucking one’s gut in to look more fit than actual.

“The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”

by robpunzel November 19, 2019