Fakten

Beamo/Ardy

Fakten sprechen für sich. Fakten lügen halt.

by Protectingmypeace January 2, 2024

Faten

Faten is very charming, seductive women who are also rather image-conscious. This could be expressed by the way they dress (often with originality), or by the choices they make in life and their personal views. Romantically, they are idealistic and elitist and can be very fussy when choosing a partner. Faten is protective by nature, and are therefore very good at comforting and supporting others, usually forgetting about themselves in the process.
And also they need love, can be exclusive and are very frightened by aggressive or violent behavior.

A: Faten is so hard to get.
B: Why ?
A: I think she's too (picky)

by caroline. spr December 27, 2017

Fatential

The predisposition to become fat, often attributed to a young slim attractive female with the unfortunate curse of fatential. Portmanteau word derived from Fat and Potential.
A clear symptom is chubby wrists.

She's pretty nice but I reckon she's got fatential.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm

It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.

by ginger petunia May 16, 2004

Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.

when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.

by Michael Geico July 25, 2011

fatten

to make really really fat...or fatter than it is now. Like a great girlfriend gainer.

oh man anna has fattened up sooooo much over the last summer. She must have gained like 30 lbs.

by fatwomanluv June 1, 2006

fakenency

Someone who pretends to be pregnant, either in real life or online. Some fakenecies will go so far as to gain weight to look pregnant or photoshop positive pregnancy tests into pictures as "proof". Fakenencies usually end in a tragic "miscarriage".

"OMG did you hear Taylor's pregnant?!"
"Whatever, she's been 'pregnant' 3 times this year. It's a total fakenency."

by Katrina J. January 28, 2008