Fartenberry

used to describe one who avoids physical activity, particularly regarding military involvement; a 'fartenberry' can be described as lazy

"Front and center, fartenberry! Quit farting around back there!"

Fartenberry by charlotteVA February 20, 2009

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Fartenberry

verb, to fartenberry, when you over react to a (fart) joke to protect your honor and ultimately earn nothing but greater ridicule and possibly your own downfall.
noun, fartenberry, a crisis brought about by excessive defense of your (male) ego from (fart) jokes

He really fartenberried up the response to that.
What a fartenberry of a story.

Fartenberry by ToddlersAreTheGunGrabbers November 3, 2018

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Fartenberry • fortenberry • fartleberry • fartberry

Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.

"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"

Fartleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

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fartberry

a person who seems like a very nice person, all sweet and fresh, like a berry. then you get to know them, and it turns out they are extremely nasty, like a big wet fart.

She is a fartberry, because she seemed very nice. then i started to talk to her, and she was a fucking ass.

fartberry by [that ninjette] December 19, 2008