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Fartenberry 

verb, to fartenberry, when you over react to a (fart) joke to protect your honor and ultimately earn nothing but greater ridicule and possibly your own downfall.
noun, fartenberry, a crisis brought about by excessive defense of your (male) ego from (fart) jokes
He really fartenberried up the response to that.
What a fartenberry of a story.
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Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.
"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"
Fartleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

fartberry 

a person who seems like a very nice person, all sweet and fresh, like a berry. then you get to know them, and it turns out they are extremely nasty, like a big wet fart.
She is a fartberry, because she seemed very nice. then i started to talk to her, and she was a fucking ass.
fartberry by [that ninjette] December 19, 2008

Fartleberry

A little bit of stale turd hanging onto your anal hairs.
"No one would rim him because he had a fartleberry or two"
Fartleberry by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

fartleberry

the small shitlets fired out with a good fart.
oops there goes another one
fartleberry by tartanbeastie February 15, 2004

fartleberry

The little balls of excrement that cling to anus hairs
I woke up after a three-day bender, went to take a dump, and found a fartleberry patch.
fartleberry by Noel Ster July 29, 2003
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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