Faket 

Women's pants are stereotyped to have stoopidly small or fake side pockets for good reason.
A faket is the stoopid small or fake pocket included in women's (and men's on rare occasions) pants.

I'm sorry, small child, I am unable to temporarily hold your nickle for you, as these pants only include fakets. A nickle will not fit.

Faket by Esther. Yes, that one 😎 August 29, 2022

no bitch niggas, no snitch niggas, no twitch niggas, no fake switch niggas 

The code everybody who's a fan of the Etika World Network lives by. Anybody who breaks these 4 sacred rules is subject to evisceration and/or the Etika Backhand.

1. Etika: There is a set of code that accompanies this YouTube channel in every action it does! NO BITCH NIGGAS! NO SNITCH NIGGAS! NO TWITCH NIGGAS! And NO FAKE SWITCH NIGGAS! Get back to me on that last one, I still don't know what the fuck it means. If you are a member of this YouTube channel, you LIVE by these laws! What happens when we find, not just an individual, or a group, or an entity, WE FIND an ENTIRE COMPANY OF NOTHING BUT B I T C H - M A D E N I G G A S ? ! YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO?!
Ｂ Ａ Ｃ Ｋ Ｈ Ａ Ｎ Ｄ Ｐ Ｉ Ｍ Ｐ － Ｓ Ｔ Ｙ Ｌ Ｅ Ｎ Ｉ Ｇ Ｇ Ａ Ａ Ｃ Ｔ Ｉ Ｏ Ｎ ！
2. PERSON A: No bitch niggas, no snitch niggas, no twitch niggas, no fake switch niggas is the code everybody who's a fan of the Etika World Network lives by. Anybody who breaks these 4 sacred rules is subject to evisceration and/or the Etika Backhand. PERSON B: Cool!

no bitch niggas, no snitch niggas, no twitch niggas, no fake switch niggas by Papyrus Semi January 26, 2018

Faketoshi 

Claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto, the creator of Bitcoin, when you are not.

Craig Wright is a cockwombling bunglecunt Faketoshi.

Faketoshi by BTCShadow April 12, 2019

faketoshi 

Used in the crypto community to refer to Dr. Craig Wright, who claims to be Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto without delivering any credible proof.

- Faketoshi is such a Shitlord
- Faketoshi's shitcoin fork goes down faster than a hooker with a mortgage.

faketoshi by jomanzza November 21, 2018

fake ID 

A fake identification card that shows you are atleast 21 years old. This item is in possession of every OU tard that is under the age 21 because all those dudes do is go to campus corner every night and get fucked up because they are completely useless on the academic side of things. It also easy to use a fake ID in Norman because all the people who are checking are also OU tards so they have absolutely no idea no matter how obvious it is.

Yo, my fake ID came in the other day and the dude in the picture is black and I'm white but I think I should still be fine and it should work. Let's go to campus corner.

fake ID by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

fake glasses 

An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.

Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.

fake glasses by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Fake depression 

Teenagers who post on their stories vhs edited Simpson videos playing music and writing "pls kll me"

Send me the vhs edit, I need to show everyone my fake depression

Fake depression by Slimajack January 5, 2019