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Fakeship
When a person uses you for the benefit of them self they use you for you for money,rides, clothes anything they can get from you. But when you ask for help or you need them they are no where to be found.Watch out
Me: Why is it that when I call Kyle up for help he's never there but when he needs me I'm there for anything....
Friend: Girl that's a Fakeship
Friend: Girl that's a Fakeship
Fakeship by Crazy_Kutz April 8, 2017
fakenshit
A person who is fake and pretends to care in reality they will use any opportunity to further their selfish agenda. A person who tries to hide their ugly personality but everyone can see through them.
This is bitch is such a fakenshit. She borrowed money from me and never returned it yet I see her buying fancy shit all the time.
She pretends to care but she's just using this opportunity to make her self look good. What a fakenshit.
She pretends to care but she's just using this opportunity to make her self look good. What a fakenshit.
fakenshit by avatarroku September 11, 2015
faketastic
faketastic by Brian Enos November 6, 2006
fakeshit
fakeshit by pooooopppppppp December 31, 2016
Faketastic
The emotion you feel when you are so entrenched in the plain and ordinary, but must fake the excitement associated with feeling fantastic.
I just got redeployed at work and now I'm on a team that hates my guts. So with a big faketastic smile on my face, I said "thanks, I'm so happy to be here.
Faketastic by Wonder Woman 70 August 14, 2009
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