Faketoshi 

Claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto, the creator of Bitcoin, when you are not.

Craig Wright is a cockwombling bunglecunt Faketoshi.

Faketoshi by BTCShadow April 12, 2019

faketoshi 

Used in the crypto community to refer to Dr. Craig Wright, who claims to be Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto without delivering any credible proof.

- Faketoshi is such a Shitlord
- Faketoshi's shitcoin fork goes down faster than a hooker with a mortgage.

faketoshi by jomanzza November 21, 2018

Fakeship 

When a person uses you for the benefit of them self they use you for you for money,rides, clothes anything they can get from you. But when you ask for help or you need them they are no where to be found.Watch out

Me: Why is it that when I call Kyle up for help he's never there but when he needs me I'm there for anything....
Friend: Girl that's a Fakeship

Fakeship by Crazy_Kutz April 8, 2017

fakenshit

A person who is fake and pretends to care in reality they will use any opportunity to further their selfish agenda. A person who tries to hide their ugly personality but everyone can see through them.

This is bitch is such a fakenshit. She borrowed money from me and never returned it yet I see her buying fancy shit all the time.

She pretends to care but she's just using this opportunity to make her self look good. What a fakenshit.

fakenshit by avatarroku September 11, 2015

faketastic 

Something that is both fake and fantastic. Generally used in regard to food.

That french toast made with fake eggs and artificial sweetener was faketastic!

faketastic by Brian Enos November 6, 2006

fakeshit 

a male/female that is fake and every word that comes out of their mouth is shit.

Sarah b is full of fakeshit

fakeshit by pooooopppppppp December 31, 2016

Faketastic 

The emotion you feel when you are so entrenched in the plain and ordinary, but must fake the excitement associated with feeling fantastic.

I just got redeployed at work and now I'm on a team that hates my guts. So with a big faketastic smile on my face, I said "thanks, I'm so happy to be here.

Faketastic by Wonder Woman 70 August 14, 2009