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Women's pants are stereotyped to have stoopidly small or fake side pockets for good reason.
A faket is the stoopid small or fake pocket included in women's (and men's on rare occasions) pants.
I'm sorry, small child, I am unable to temporarily hold your nickle for you, as these pants only include fakets. A nickle will not fit.
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