Fajitaria

What you get when u eat too many fajitas...

Dayum ese Jared has a bad case of the Fajitarias...

Dayum those Fajitas were good but im paying for it now....

by GoodTimesUSA September 24, 2011

fappitarianism

A political belief of masturbation as ways to pick our country's leaders. A battle to see who can last the longest, and whoever shall win, is declared leader.

The U.S.A should start practicing fappitarianism

by fappitarian#1 December 16, 2016

faketarian

One who pretends to be vegetarian, but is in fact not; A fake vegetarian; One who claims to adhere to the vegetarian ethos when in certain company, but consumes animal products and meat otherwise.

Jose: I saw Lauren at Fuji Mountain last night-- but she was eating chicken teriyaki. Isn't she vegetarian?
Christie: That's what she tells everyone, but she's a total faketarian.

by sp00ki September 15, 2006

Fakietarian

1. Someone who claims to be vegan but doesn’t know what a dairy product is, or how vegans get protein.
2. Someone who claims to be vegetarian but still eats “chicken” or “fish.”

“That girl isn’t a vegetarian bro, she’s a Fakietarian. She says “It’s just a little fish sometimes,” but I just saw her down two cheese burgers.”

by IronMikey March 13, 2023

fakeitarian

Someone who claims to be vegetarian, but consumes fish or other seafood thereby disqualifying them from being a vegetarian and instead making them a fakeitarian. Similar to a Semi-Vegetarian.

John called himself a vegetarian, however it was obvious that he was a fakeitarian because his two favorite restaurants were Long John Silver's and Red Lobster

by nevets24 November 17, 2010

fruitarian

One who's diet consists mainly of raw fruits. (Do not confuse with a vegan raw foodist.)

A fruitarian does not eat meat, animal bi-products, cooked food, and prefers fruits over vegetables.

by Lina Kosara September 28, 2005

Faketarian

One who views themselves as refraining from eating animal flesh but makes allowances for eating meat.

Human #1: I only eat meat on "special occasions"
Human #2: You're such a faketarian.

by C'mon remember... September 28, 2007