A state of mind, usually during final exams, where your priorities list is read from the bottom.
Example 1:
"Dude! did you study? you have a final exam tomorrow!"
"Just a minute, I have to define the word (Finalism) first"
Example 2:
You are in the "finalism" state of mind when:
You have finals, but you have to clean your room, call your mom, format your PC, clean your car first.
Example 3:
You have to record a song when you don't even know how to play a guitar, during final exams.
The belief that everything is set in stone and everyone's fate is already chosen. Many believe this to be luck that your fate is a lucky fate or a bad fate.
The belief that the universe is just the creation of an extra-dimensional alien. This was his mid-term project for his 3rd grade quantum universal creation class, and he got an F on it. (One of the requirements was for the people inside not to kill each other worshiping him.)
Person A: If god is so all-knowing, why do we all kill each other in wars?
Person B: Because god is just a D-average alien. I propose that we turn against him and find a way to pilot a ship outside of the universe and into his eye. Hopefully, he has allergies and we'll cause him great discomfort.
Person C: Can we make him sneeze with tactical nukes?
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.