Failst

When someone types in First on a website when they are in fact NOT, and they look like a noob!

Haha dude you are failst.

by username_v1 November 20, 2010

Failspin

When a person in a debate, discussion and/or online chat continues to argue with one failed point after another, without any comprehension or acceptance of the valid arguments being made against their points.

I was debating evolution with a Creationist who's arguments just put him into a complete failspin.

by PirateFish December 9, 2012

Fairstead Estate

Known also by locals as 'The Stead'

1) Council Estate on the outskirts of King's Lynn, Norfolk.
2) Shit Hole
3) Place to visit if you wish to score drugs, alcohol or to be shot
4) Widely considered to be a home from home for London Rejects

1) If you want to get stabbed or catch a Disease; come to Fairstead Estate

by slipper foot September 29, 2011

Faisted

The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).

Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind

by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010

Cead Mile Failte

A traditional Irish Gaelic greeting meaning "A Hundred Thousand Welcomes"

Cead- Hundred
Mile- Thousand
Failte- Welcome(s)

Something you might see on a sign at an airport when arriving in Ireland

Tom went to answer the knock at the door and hollered "Cead mile failte!" as he answered it and saw his family from over in the states.

by yaboymd January 20, 2019

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

by mvolfman December 13, 2010

failson

White, middle-class, male, useless people—who have just enough family context to not be crushed by poverty.

Felix, the failson of the family, goes downstairs at Thanksgiving, briefly mumbles, ‘Hi,’ everyone asks him how community college is going, he mumbles something about a 2.0 average, goes back upstairs with a loaf of bread and some peanut butter, and gets back to gaming and masturbating.

by the_new_new_dirtbag November 18, 2016