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failstake 

When a magnitude of a problem as a consequence of an action goes beyond a simple mistake, it is otherwise known as a failstake. However, failstakes rank under the degree of epic fail.
"I tried to wipe Mr. Krabby's first dollar with your tie and ended up covering the whole thing with paint by mistake."

"No dude, that's failstake."
failstake by J Louise March 19, 2010
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Failcake 

1. A proverbial cake served to someone who has made a major mistake

2. Used to celebrate a massive fuck up

3. In gaming speak, it is served to a loser after they've been pwnd
The staff members who missed Monday's important board meeting got a failcake.

Congratulations on totaling your new car while driving drunk. Have a nice slice of failcake!

I assassinated your player and served him a failcake. You have been PWND!

Failcake by Panasonicyouth January 4, 2008
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When you are mistaken about one's flaws, either over or underestimating someone.
Tessa was flistaken about Sabina's OCD issues.
flistaken by MaRockOOOO July 16, 2009

Failcakes 

Another word for fail that is slightly more cute and endearing. A slang term.
1: "OMG that movie was so failcakes"

"Yeah, I know"

2: "Then I tripped over and fell on top of him"

"Failcakes!"
Failcakes by Indigo Starr March 26, 2010

Failsafe 

To avoid, at all cost, any situation that might remotely result in a failure on your, and your liabilities, part.
Example 1:

Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."

Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."

Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."

Example 2:

Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"

Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."

Sami: "Word!"
Failsafe by Sami Philadelphia October 6, 2009

FailScape 

Slang term for the MMORPG Runescape, after multi-way PvP killing was removed.
Guy 1: Hey dude, Runescape has gotten boring.
Guy 2: Runescape? More like Failscape these days.
Guy 1: Touche.
FailScape by Hardvolume February 26, 2008

failcake 

failcake= piece of cake (assignment,task,or etc.) + epic fail (you're a looser)
"Your shirt is inside-out."
"Failcake!!!"
failcake by xlilxstrawberrix April 8, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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