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failmonger 

One who brings fail, as a fishmonger is one who provides fish.
"I heard Ewan's decided not to buy an Xbox 360."

"What a failmonger."
failmonger by mds84 November 25, 2009
Words you can keep

Failmonkey 

Someone who is a failure, an idiot, moron, or dumbass.
Wow, he just drove right into that stop sign. What a failmonkey.
Failmonkey by Mellrocks November 1, 2012

fartmonger 

One who hoards fart, or a hoarder of farts. A person who acts like a jackass.
He is such a fartmonger.
fartmonger by eddie aka mshake July 16, 2007

Facemonger 

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.
Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"
Facemonger by HolmesCT March 15, 2010
Noun. A person whole collects, stores and sells fat.
Wow, that girl is a fatmonger, I wish she would sell some of her fat to a gastrointestinal surgeon, or Gold's Gym.
fatmonger by jackiebauer March 4, 2008

FAKIEMONGER 

A person who is affiliated with the boat and obviously does not have any hooks.
Bag sold the fakie out of a box in his room to hide it from the authorities.
FAKIEMONGER by Bob O'Callahan April 22, 2005

Facemonger 

Noun: A face-hugger from Aliens or Aliens vs Predators that has an erect penis instead of a egg depositer on its underside.
Prey 1:"AAAAH FACEMONGER RUN AWAY"
Prey 2:"Well atleast it wont get you pregnant with aliens"
Facemonger by rexus7 October 28, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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