Failias

The failure to come up with a believable fake name due to time constraints or panicked thinking.

Policeman at car window: "Sir, this car was just seen at a popular doggingspot. I'll need your name, please."

David Armstrong: my name is John... Super... Man...

Policeman: That goddamn failias crap ain't gonna work on me, boy! Get the hell out here!

by John Superman November 28, 2013