failcasm 

a failed attempt at sarcasm

Speaker one: btw that was sarcasm
Speaker two: it's not sarcasm if you have to tell someone then it's failcasm
Speaker two: pwned

failcasm by M!d3v1 ^ n!757!k3 February 15, 2010

failgasm 

n.
v.
When you are getting close to sexual climax, and you feel the cum coming up, but you cum too early, only getting half the orgasm, or none at all, but you can't cum again.

I had already cum twice, and when I tried to go for a third, I failgasmed and ruined my day.

failgasm by Tarvosthegaul September 14, 2009

Failgasm 

An epic fail of absolutely epic proportions.

"Dude, guys, check out my sick-ass moonwalk!" -Jeff *Proceeds to trip and fall on his face.*

"Haha, FAILGASM!" -Brad

Failgasm by ZeosPantera January 29, 2008

Failgasm 

When a fail feels good.

i had a failgasm yesterday.

Failgasm by Dragongobi May 18, 2009

failgasm 

The act of failing an orgasm.

It was going great with her; then I had a failgasm and left.

failgasm by oldlordmonkey June 1, 2011

Failgasm 

Fail-gasm~(fāl-gaz-uhm)
-noun
1.A moment of sheer ecstasy at the sight or sound of an epic fail.
2.Intense or unrestrained excitement when everything goes horribly wrong, usually pertaining to ones own life.
3. The moment you realize your life sucks
–verb (used without object)
4.To have a failgasm
-intr.v. fail·gasm·ed (-gaz-uhm-d), fail·gasm·ing (gaz-uhm-ing), fail·gasms (gaz-uhmz)
To experience a failgasm.
fail·gas'mic (fāl-gāz'mĭk), fail·gas'tic (-tĭk) adj., fail·gas'mi·cal·ly, fail·gas'ti·cal·ly adv.

When I saw that my ex was not only pregnant but fat as well, it was absolutely failgasmic.

I totally failgasmed when I saw that video of him dancing to Lady Gaga in his bathroom naked while putting on make-up.

I just totaled my dads BMW, I'm gonna have a failgasm

Failgasm by AntiMangina February 16, 2010

Multiple Failgasm 

A new lever of fail; something fails so epic-ly that it becomes a Failgasm; something fails sexually

(Shaun:)
Hey, did you know that they have an anime blow-up doll at Spencer's?

(Tyler:)
Really? Wow, now that's a fail.

(Shaun:)
Yaah! They also have a midget and a Paris Hilton doll!

(Zack:)
That's more than just fail, that's a Multiple Failgasm!

Multiple Failgasm by xYamakunx May 23, 2009