Failtastical

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When a person, fails at attempting to do something dangerous, while showing off and or pretending or thinking their actions are meaningful in someway. Not completing their attempt of apparent importance or glory, in such a poor way, it shows the supposed important action to be meaningless in the first place. Usually attempts are failed in a hilarious way.

A person seeking attention fails their action as so everyone watching bursts into laughter and a person in the audiences yells fail as to which someone else continues with "fail-tastical" because the attempt was failed in a hilariously stupid way. A failtastical moment...

Failtastical by Jarefio The Hunter September 6, 2009

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Failtastic

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

Person 1: I got my penis stuck in the gutter.
Person 2: What the... How?
Person 1: I fell down. While I was biking. With no clothes on.
Person 2: What the f*ck... wowwwww... how failtastic.

Failtastic by Peter Buckett November 8, 2009

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Fantastical

a form of fantastic in which it has been pumped up with quite a bit of kick ass.

Wow bill that what some fantastical pudding that your mother served for evening brunch.

Fantastical by Cold Reaper November 28, 2003

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faptastical

Something that is so amazing that requires you to fap.

Wow, that was faptastical!

faptastical by Bobiomestacualr August 1, 2005

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Fantastical

1. Common mistake for "fantastico," the word for "fantastic" in a number of languages.

2. Fantastic + Magical. Often as a backwards attempted explanation for definition 1.

1. Googling "We'd be so fantastical" reveals that Lady Gaga has inspired this mistake 70,000+ times. (She's actually saying "fantastico")

2. Many other definitions on Urban Dictionary :)

Fantastical by SaulLovesYou May 23, 2010

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Fantastically

Oh my fucking God, what the fuck shit crap piss! Why? Ass FUCK! Stop the pain, please, dear God, stop the PAIN!

Studying for my Biology final is going fantastically, again.

Fantastically by Draeon May 14, 2008

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Fantastical

Of or being in a state of greatness, or happiness. May include descriptions of objects. eg.

This sandwich is Fantistical, I feel Fantastical

Fantastical by Josh Prevost May 5, 2006

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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