Failcaster 

God.

that Failcaster is well good init.

Failcaster by analalan February 4, 2009

Failcopter

Distant cousin of Roflcopter. This copter is used when something fails terribly.

Joe: Ha, do you know about that stupid rip off movie company named Asylum Films?

Bob: My failcopter goes FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!

Failcopter by Don Edsmund May 15, 2008

Failasturbate 

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

Failasturbate by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009

flailmaster 

Brian. 'Nuff said.
One who flails uncontrollably when objects are thrown at them or in their general direction. Item needs not actually be thrown.

Brian sure is a flailmaster!

flailmaster by Thoreau November 11, 2004

Failmaster 

To suicide in Super Smash Bros.

Inspired by a wolf using his final smash, only to fall through the stage and die with his landmaster.

"You just failmastered."

"FAILMASTER!"

Failmaster by FernIH April 6, 2008

Failchester 

The noobs name for the double barreled Winchester shotgun in Zombie Panic!: Source

Word used by unskilled players who do not know how to ninja with it and have no idea what appropriate reload timing is.

Zombie: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Noob: DAMNIT! I DIED WITH THE FREAKIN' FAILCHESTER AGAIN!
Ninja: *picks up Winchester* *BOOM... BOOM!*
Zombie: Damn hax0rz is what that thar is!

Failchester by Ninja zombie pwner December 2, 2009

failster 

An individual who tries to be "gangsta" by wearing their jeans at the approximate height of their knees (this is barely exaggerated), and insists on listening to their iPod with one ear bud at extraordinarily high volumes. This individual will also speak in a dialect consisting of many "dawgs" and "wudups" and "niggas"and "grills" that is only understood by other failsters. Furthermore, most failsters are of high school and college age, as they have yet to figure out how to grow up.

Marcus is such a failster, so I bought him a belt to hold up his failster pants so they don't fall down on him again like they did last Thursday.

failster by zorrex January 11, 2011