Failex
A luxury watch theft or robbery that goes horribly wrong because the stolen item is fake or a replica, leaving the thief with nothing—or sometimes resulting in their arrest.
Example:
He thought he scored a Rolex, it was fake, it was a total failex — he walked away with nothing… and got nicked a week later.
A luxury watch theft or robbery that goes horribly wrong because the stolen item is fake or a replica, leaving the thief with nothing—or sometimes resulting in their arrest.
Example:
He thought he scored a Rolex, it was fake, it was a total failex — he walked away with nothing… and got nicked a week later.
Lee: Bruv, did you hear about them three muppets in Wales? Mugged a bloke for a fake Rolex… blinded him in one eye.
Frank: Mental, bruv! And got 30 years between them? Total failex!
Lee: LOL!
Frank: LOL!
Frank: Mental, bruv! And got 30 years between them? Total failex!
Lee: LOL!
Frank: LOL!
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A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.
Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
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