Failey

Possibly the coolest, but most accident prone person you will ever meet. To be a Failey, is to fail at things, and still be awesome.

Failey, only you could do something like that!

Failey by soapy17 August 28, 2010

Failed Abortion 

Dream stans

Guy one: My Child is sexually attracted to dream
Guy 2: Im guessing he was a Failed abortion

Failed Abortion by Dreamphobe January 29, 2022

mission failed we'll get em next time 

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.

Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time

mission failed we'll get em next time by Cyka Blyak is a pagan holiday December 5, 2016

Chris Farleyed 

Is the act of falling straight into a table, usually a coffee table, completely destroying it. As seen in many Chris Farley sketches and movies such as the SNL Matt Foley skit and Tommy Boy.

Chuck was so trashed last night he Chris Farleyed right through the coffee table, and my mom is pissed.

Chris Farleyed by BranMan08070 January 21, 2010

test failed 

When you drop and 8-ball, run out of ink, touch enemy ink, break the orb, break a fail balloon, run out of time oh my fucking god, and like 10 other creative ways for C.Q Cumber to kill you

You ran out of ink, test failed

test failed by iddunno March 22, 2021

chris farley 

One of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starred in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. Due to depression because of being overweight Chris Farley dove into a downward cycle that unfortunately ended his life on December 18th 1997. Cause of death was overdose.

God bless Chris Farley and rest in peace. May he bring hilarity to Heaven.

chris farley by Oz January 1, 2005

Failed Abortion 

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber

Failed Abortion by NightHunter November 9, 2011