FAIL

to completely suck at something
e.g. any student with a fail name such Jason Dusty
getting 3/120 in a maths tested
by Jason Dusty September 13, 2010
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F.A.I.L or FAIL!

Fucking.Annoying.Internet.Lol

When your internet keeps going off when you're talking to someone.

When your internet is back on,
before they ask why you went offline
just say FAIL
*bob goes offline*
*bob signs in again*
Tom: Hey, where did you go?
Bob: FAIL
Tom: oh, i hate when that happens ....
Bob: Yeahh
by cafekko389 June 12, 2010
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The term FAIL was coined by the cupo clan from the original counter-strike and quake 3 arena gaming era. It did not come from no Blazing Star game. "You fail it" and "FAIL", have absolutely no correlation, and FAIL was not derived from Blazing Star. However, the inspiration for the usage of FAIL throughout the quake community and the Half-life 1 community stemmed from the original Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 64 in the "Break the target" challenge mode where if you fall off the map before breaking all the targets, the screen reads "FAIL" and you pretty much feel shit out of luck. No credit was given to the cupo clan due to their involvement in "Video game griefing" since the early Quake 1 days on Mplayer.

Some evidence that might help prove this fact is that anyone who dare contest the origin of this term PROBABLY played either Quake III Arena or Counter-strike for Half-life 1.

Epic fail is just a spin-off of FAIL that was created by some WoW players.

The term ''tryhard'' also originated in the Quake III Arena and Counter-strike communities. (which makes sense)
Search the net for examples, FAIL is global now.
by Atlanticus August 19, 2012
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To completely blow an opportuntiy and look like a jackass doing it.
Jeez. This Star Wars New Game Experience sucks. Whatever developer pushed this forward is full of fail.
by !stugots! June 13, 2008
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stevie123> OK, I pressed alt f4 like you said, but my internet crashed
pwnX0r666> lol n00b pwn3d. u FAIL !!!
by George McBob September 08, 2009
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a congratulatory motion combining a knuckle-touch and a hi-5; one person holds out their hand in a motion as if they are giving a hi-5 while the other punches the palm of their hand
*Person A raises hand to give hi-5*
Person A: "Great Job!"
*Person B punches person A's palm*
Person B: "Hey, thanks man!"
*they have completed a 'fail'"
by LainoBottis May 02, 2009
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The time that you did something stupid and somebody next to you usually says "FAIL" Sometimes a fail is to great that it is considered a win.
*homework flies away*

"Dude..that's a fail!"
by girlgal May 22, 2010
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