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sir fagmire the third 

a name for any rich white guy that is also a little fag.
"your clothes dont match man, you little Ragamuffin!"
"shut the fuck up sir fagmire the third, you little bitch!"
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A Fagpire is from the Twilight series. They claim to be Vampires but they're too wimpy and gay to be a vampire. Vampires for one can't be in the sun light they will die... unlike Fagpires they Sparkle in the sun.
She read twilight so much she though she was a vampire!

Wow! what a fagpire!
Fagpire by batmanperson June 27, 2010
Often claimed as a vampire, the Fagpire is made to be pleasing to the fantasies of women who are too stubborn to look in the real world for a guy who would fulfill the fantasies and then some.

A Fagpire will be sensitive, loving, and romantic, while a Vampire is evil, cold, and a badass.

One way of seeing a Fagpire is as a Nice Guy who girls would go for due to physical attraction.

While the actual traits of a Fagpire will vary, it is the claim itself which compares them to the likes of Count Dracula. It is much like trying to compare any man to Chuck Norris, because any man in that situation just looks like a fag.
"Hey, do you want to go see Twilight the movie?"
"Nah, i try not to support fagpires who ruin the reputations of vampires."
Fagpire by Insertwords October 14, 2008
A kid who likes the same gender as him.
Fagmike is my friend
Fagmike by Fagmike October 29, 2020
An extremely impotent and in most cases, creepy individual.
"It" spends most of its time threatening to "rape" people and making fucked up faces at people and objects.
Often referred to as a maniac, he is often found eating excrement. Be it his, or someone elses.

He uses different personas to deceive and intimidate people, and it is considered very unfortunate to have ever met one.
Person #1 - Hey, look at that strange kid over there. He's been making faces at me for an hour now.

Person#2 Don't get me involved in this, i had to deal with that "Faguire" all of last week.
Faguire by pillowpants24 August 1, 2012
n; any person characterized by acting stupid, or ghey, not to be confused with a homosexual.

See also: homosex
Shut up, fagfire, I'm tired of your stupidity.
fagfire by Anonymous March 27, 2003