Fagpire

A Fagpire is from the Twilight series. They claim to be Vampires but they're too wimpy and gay to be a vampire. Vampires for one can't be in the sun light they will die... unlike Fagpires they Sparkle in the sun.

She read twilight so much she though she was a vampire!

Wow! what a fagpire!

by batmanperson June 27, 2010

Fagpire

Often claimed as a vampire, the Fagpire is made to be pleasing to the fantasies of women who are too stubborn to look in the real world for a guy who would fulfill the fantasies and then some.

A Fagpire will be sensitive, loving, and romantic, while a Vampire is evil, cold, and a badass.

One way of seeing a Fagpire is as a Nice Guy who girls would go for due to physical attraction.

While the actual traits of a Fagpire will vary, it is the claim itself which compares them to the likes of Count Dracula. It is much like trying to compare any man to Chuck Norris, because any man in that situation just looks like a fag.

"Hey, do you want to go see Twilight the movie?"
"Nah, i try not to support fagpires who ruin the reputations of vampires."

by Insertwords October 14, 2008

Fagpire

Someone who sleeps all day and stays up all night sucking for semen instead of blood.

A. Have u heard from jake?
B. No hes probably sleeping.
B. I think hes gay and maybe a vampire too.
A. So hes a fagpire?

by 6thdizaster October 22, 2018

Fagpreggers

Did you just cum in my boy pussy?

Did you just cum in my boy pussy? I'll become fagpreggers you dipshit

by ParryMeGundyr May 24, 2020

Fagmire

A raging homo sexual to the point of being a gay date rapist

This guy gay keeps stalking me, he's a real Fagmire

by CrotchDocter87 April 19, 2018

fanpires

Referring to hardcore fans of Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight" series in which most of the main characters are vampires. The series has an especially strong following of curiously devoted fans. "Fanpires" can also be loosely used for people (usually pale teenagers clad in black) who are very partial to vampire stories/are greatly intrigued by vampires/think vamps are sexy.

Person 1: Geez, why don't they go out in friggin' daylight for once.
Person 2: They're fanpires, they don't do daylight.

by SadieZoe May 11, 2008

fag-pire

Noun: term used to describe the so-called "vampires" in the Twilight series.

Dumb Bitch: I LOOOOOOVE TWILIGHT!!!
Me: Stop talking to me.
Dumb Bitch: EDWARD IS SOOOOO HOOTT!!! <3<3
Me: Who the hell is Edward?
Dumb Bitch: Uh...DUUHH!!! He's a VAMPIRE!!!
Me: More like "fag-pire"...

by quademic November 17, 2009