Fatmire 

A strong boss woman, stunning in every possible way. She is trustworthy and friends love her, if you have a friend like her you’re the luckiest. A mother like her doesn’t exist.

Omg! Look at fatmire, she’s amazing.

Fatmire by Lovelyone1 February 16, 2022

Fatfired 

Play on words, 'backfired'.
When you offer someone some of your food, out of guilt that you are consuming much more than they are, expecting them to say no, they unexpectedly say yes, so you cut your cheeseburger into two uneven pieces, assuming they will take the small bit, and to your surprise they fucking take the large bit..boy that fatfired.

She actually said yes when I offered her some of my chuppa chup..now I have to share the effing thing. That realy fatfired on me.

Fatfired by itsross May 8, 2008

Fagmire 

A raging homo sexual to the point of being a gay date rapist

This guy gay keeps stalking me, he's a real Fagmire

Fagmire by CrotchDocter87 April 19, 2018

fatmie 

A repulsively obese teenager with baaaaare freckles must be called jamie

fatmie wants another big mac

fatmie by Sam Warren March 25, 2008

sir fagmire the third 

a name for any rich white guy that is also a little fag.

"your clothes dont match man, you little Ragamuffin!"
"shut the fuck up sir fagmire the third, you little bitch!"

sir fagmire the third by Bishop June 21, 2006

Fattire 

Clothing specifically made for the morbidly obese. Typical fashion includes Track suits, resteraunts, garments with an elasticized band, moo-moos, spill proof teflon coated materials and in etreme cases...bedsheets with yellow nylon rope belts.

Fat Fred: Fuck this clothing store I cant seem to find anything that fits my lazy ass!

Store Associate: Perhaps youd like to peruse our Plus sizes where we have a wide variety of Fattire.

Fat Fred: I havent seen my penis in so long I consider it MIA.

Fattire by bwatson December 30, 2007

fatmir 

A human that is passionate for girls

Im a fatmir for you

fatmir by Kokosi August 23, 2019