Definitions by CrotchDocter87

Jill 

A man's hand & every man's regular sex partner

Most women won't put out for a shitload of money, Jill will jack me off for free & does twice every day.

Jill by CrotchDocter87 December 10, 2019

Dave Leathers 

An individual so sexually deviant he Jacks off in the ladies room, ask other guys if he can help them jack off, brags about jacking off with both hands to every guy at Davis College, and had sex with his own mom

Dave Leathers is more sexually deviant then Glenn Quagmire

Dave Leathers by CrotchDocter87 July 21, 2019

Joe Dirt meteor 

Shit that fell out of an airplane & is mistaken for a meteor

I ate fast food off a Joe Dirt meteor

Joe Dirt meteor by CrotchDocter87 August 4, 2018

quearwod 

1. A raging homo sexual

2. Vice President Mike Pence

I have always considered Ronald Reagan a quearwod

quearwod by CrotchDocter87 April 19, 2018

Fagmire 

A raging homo sexual to the point of being a gay date rapist

This guy gay keeps stalking me, he's a real Fagmire

Fagmire by CrotchDocter87 April 19, 2018

alabama cougar fetish 

When you have the hots for your own aunt

My best friends aunt is so hot he has an Alabama cougar fetish

alabama cougar fetish by CrotchDocter87 March 8, 2018

Douchebag

Someone who thinks they're God's gift to the world and as I total wannabe artist with no fucking talent and any respect pretty much most Millennial guys

The biggest douchebags in the world are Justin Bieber, One Direction, those douchebags on Jersey Shore, and Channing Tatum

Douchebag by CrotchDocter87 October 22, 2017