Dave Leathers

An individual so sexually deviant he Jacks off in the ladies room, ask other guys if he can help them jack off, brags about jacking off with both hands to every guy at Davis College, and had sex with his own mom
Dave Leathers is more sexually deviant then Glenn Quagmire
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Joe Dirt meteor

Shit that fell out of an airplane & is mistaken for a meteor
I ate fast food off a Joe Dirt meteor
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quearwod

I have always considered Ronald Reagan a quearwod
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Douchebag

Someone who thinks they're God's gift to the world and as I total wannabe artist with no fucking talent and any respect pretty much most Millennial guys
The biggest douchebags in the world are Justin Bieber, One Direction, those douchebags on Jersey Shore, and Channing Tatum
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Fagmire

A raging homo sexual to the point of being a gay date rapist
This guy gay keeps stalking me, he's a real Fagmire
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Jill

A man's hand & every man's regular sex partner
Most women won't put out for a shitload of money, Jill will jack me off for free & does twice every day.
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