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Faggotbear

A buddy of yours that acts like a faggot time to time
John is such a faggotbear when he is high!
Faggotbear by ieatcakes June 7, 2010

Faggotblade 

A faggotblade is someone of the utmost faggoty nature. It is advised that you say it in a gremlin voice to add to the atmosphere so it sounds like "fagget bled"

Faggotblade can be used as a compliment like "aw, love her. She's such a faggotblade haha"
But can be used as an insult to those you dislike/hate. The term originated from "gayblade" but turned into "faggotblade" because it sounds better.

If continuously repeated around people, they will catch on. There is already hundreds of people saying this term because they're awesome faggotblades.
"God, look at her, she's such a faggotblade"

"Can't stand that faggotblade"

"She is deffo an ultra faggotblade"

"Omg, I hate you, you're such a faggotblade"
Faggotblade by Faggotbladex2 August 28, 2013

faggotball 

The "sport" of douchebags. Uniform consists of polo shirts with obnoxious logos on them, sagging cargo shorts, and Sperry shoes with socks that come up almost to the knee, or other "swag" clothing. Participants often falsely claim to be athletically gifted. Regrettable tattoo is optional but very common. The "goal of the game" is to be as annoying as possible. The ones best at faggotball are known as the captains.
Person 1: "Yeah, I totally beat these 5 guys at basketball all by myself the other day" -pushes up Aeropostale polo sleeves to reveal misspelled tattoo-

Person 2: "Look, it's the faggotball captain"
faggotball by Harrison10 September 11, 2013

faggothole 

coolest word evah motherfucker!

originated from a prank phone call including the two most coolest people on this planet.
"jill you're a faggothole."
"eliza you're a faggothole."
faggothole by elizamotherfucker January 6, 2008

faggotphlegm 

Faggotphlegm is an excretion released only by homosexual men, it's typically a build up of majority biological material in the throat. Made up of semen, dick cheese, pee, enzymes, proteins, water, and other minerals
Faggot - "Bro I have a severe case of faggotphlegm. I gotta cough this jawn out before I get faggotphelgmitis."
faggotphlegm by extreme chadman November 15, 2022

faggotarded

A Retarded Faggot
Do you remember George W. Bush?
Yeah, he was faggotarded
faggotarded by NotAnUndercoverCop January 23, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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