Faggotbench Share definition Flag A bench built by and used by piles of sticks, as monuments to the Great Faggot War. Gary was being a dickknuckle, so we sent him to sit on the Faggotbench, to remind him what those sticks did for him in the Faggot War... Faggotbench by Kyoukan October 14, 2011 Get the Faggotbench mug.