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faggotologist 

A professional in the field of Faggotology, the scientific study of the "Faggots", and anything deemed "Faggotish/y" by ignorant redneck bastards.
"I have degrees in Rhetoric and French Culture Studies" "He's a faggotologist."
faggotologist by Luke Lombard March 5, 2008

Faggotool 

When either 'faggot' or 'tool' cannot singularly describe how much of a fool you are making yourself look like.
If you ask a girl to homecoming by ripping off your shirt and having 'Homecoming?' written on your chest, then you can consider yourself a faggotool
Faggotool by RichLatinoe September 12, 2010

faggotshower 

Getting cummed on by two other guys who are gay
I hungout with Joey and Micro and we decided to have fun...they took turns on me and I got a faggotshower

Faggotnometry 

The mathematical method of determining whom is a faggot
The equation of faggotnometry is smeat+sensitivity+only female friends+feelings for men-feelings for girls=faggot
Faggotnometry by Faggotry January 13, 2017

Faggotcore

Music that can't make up what genre it is, so it changes multiple times within a song, and ultimately ends up sucking at each kinda of genre they attempt to play.
Faggot: Dude, "Attack Attack! - Stick Stickly" is a great song!
Sensible Human Being: No, that is actually Faggotcore.
Faggotcore by Fullofwinandgod August 14, 2009

faggotphlegm 

Faggotphlegm is an excretion released only by homosexual men, it's typically a build up of majority biological material in the throat. Made up of semen, dick cheese, pee, enzymes, proteins, water, and other minerals
Faggot - "Bro I have a severe case of faggotphlegm. I gotta cough this jawn out before I get faggotphelgmitis."
faggotphlegm by extreme chadman November 15, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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