The "sport" of douchebags. Uniform consists of polo shirts with obnoxious logos on them, sagging cargo shorts, and Sperry shoes with socks that come up almost to the knee, or other "swag" clothing. Participants often falsely claim to be athletically gifted. Regrettable tattoo is optional but very common. The "goal of the game" is to be as annoying as possible. The ones best at faggotball are known as the captains.

An opposite of big brave balls.
Usually found aside of a stupid dick

Someone; usually male that shows no bravery or courage.

This person tends to shy away from anything half dangerous or exciting.

You usually find said person in the corner of a room or behind a sofa.

Loves an excuse.