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Faceshocker

The act of sticking the index and middle fingers into the nostrils with the pinky finger in the mouth. Optionally, the thumb can be used to tickle the chin.
Descriptive Haiku:

Insert two fingers
Into the nostrils and the mouth
That's a Faceshocker
by TimCT February 3, 2009
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Faceslacker

Someone who becomes friends with a person, adds them on Facebook, then decides that the friendship can be maintained entirely on Facebook. They do not bother to organize to meet up with this person, sometimes they might not even acknowledge them when they walk past them in the street. Furthermore, they appear on Facebook to be great friends because they write on each others walls.
Person A:"I have 629 Facebook friends!"
Person B: "Wow, you must be getting constantly stopped in the street and chatted to."
Person A: "Meh, not really."
Person B: "You Faceslacker!"
Person C: "You're a cyberwhore. Haha, POKE!"
by wheresmyspacebar? October 24, 2008
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Facehooker

A person who continuously adds 'friends' to their friends list on Facebook, though many-or-most are actually strangers or simply casual acquaintances, solely for the purpose of appearing popular on Facebook: Facehooker
Note: This person's SOLE interaction with his/her new, so-called 'friends' is: "Thanks for the add."
"I received an FB friend request today from a chic I've never met. She apparently wants to 'know' me, wants me to be number 820!?! What a Facehooker!"
by faroutly April 7, 2010
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Facehooker

-Noun-

1. An individual, though usually middle school/ high school-aged girls (sometimes guys), who use Facebook to ridiculously display themselves in hopes of attracting the attention of a person of sexual interest to them.

Usually found in the badly focused, self-taken photographs that show the individual making absurd, foolish faces that are actually meant to be sexy.

2. Any such person who uses Facebook as a way of maintaining or advertising their love life or lack thereof.

3. An idiot
JANE DOE'S STATUS: "Should I tell him or not?!?!?!?!?"

Dude, what's up with your sister's profile pic? She's such a Facehooker.
by TeaKB December 8, 2009
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Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.
Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.
by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010
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facehooker

An age inappropriate younger woman who asks to 'friend' random older guys on Facebook for no other purpose than hooking up for cash at later time. Usual repartee involves trenchant conversation starters like "was up?" and "watcha doing?"
See also facecougar
That Amanda is such a facehooker, she's all over the balls and their walls.
by Jeremios February 4, 2010
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Facehooker

The excessive act of trying to pick up on facebook
Mary the facehooker stalks guys on facebook until she has a date.
by Ryan0330 January 8, 2009
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