Facerocker

A person that's probably cooler than you.;
A Awesome person;
Any person that can party hard;

A: did you see how drunk jake was last night?
B: yeah haha he's a facerocker

by .nothingspecial. October 20, 2008

Facebooker's Remorse

When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!

I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"

by Facebook By Proxy September 30, 2009

facelicker

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

Facebooker

The person who uses Facebook.

A: Are you a Facebooker?
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.

by Rajeeb2014 May 9, 2014

Selfish Facebooker

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on

Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !

by magic worder August 25, 2011

Awkward Facebooker

ZEB R. ADAMS

"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"

-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl

by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012

Faceshocker

The act of sticking the index and middle fingers into the nostrils with the pinky finger in the mouth. Optionally, the thumb can be used to tickle the chin.

Descriptive Haiku:

Insert two fingers
Into the nostrils and the mouth
That's a Faceshocker

by TimCT February 3, 2009