An age inappropriate younger woman who asks to 'friend' random older guys on Facebook for no other purpose than hooking up for cash at later time. Usual repartee involves trenchant conversation starters like "was up?" and "watcha doing?"
See also facecougar
See also facecougar
by Jeremios February 04, 2010
Some one who friends everybody that they could possibly know on Facebook and comments and updates their status way too much.
God, MJ's mom is a real Facehooker, I met her once and she's already friended me and everyone I know.
by Koala Bare July 02, 2009
Olivia just asked Milton to have sex with her by posting "COME DO ME!" on his Wall.
Dude, what a facehooker.
Dude, what a facehooker.
by Spiffy Pants July 26, 2009
a facebook member who uses facebook addictively, literally hooked to it or a member who uses it to solely get laid.
Mike: "Lets get on facebook and find you a date"
Eddie: "no way, I dont want to turn into a facehooker"
Mike: "Its not like you aren't already, your hooked to it almost 24/4"
Eddie: "no way, I dont want to turn into a facehooker"
Mike: "Its not like you aren't already, your hooked to it almost 24/4"
by YESmina October 29, 2008
Being totally hooked and infatuated with the social networking site, Facebook. Recognising somebody who is facehooked should be no trouble, their news feed will be full of poinltless status updates, and you will find they talk to people far more than they are talked to.
In addition, the person will be constantly checking their status on their phone and computer to the point that it becomes hideously irritating.
In addition, the person will be constantly checking their status on their phone and computer to the point that it becomes hideously irritating.
"I went round to Max's last night but we barely spoke, he was glued to his phone the whole time. When i got home I check my facebook I saw all is status updates! He's totally Facehooked!"
- Max is getting out a mug
- Max is getting out the tea
- Max is making a cup of tea
- Max is drinking a cup of tea
- Max is washing up a mug
- Max is drying a mug
- Max is putting the mug away
- Max is hanging up the tea towel
- Max enjoyed his tea.
- Max is getting out a mug
- Max is getting out the tea
- Max is making a cup of tea
- Max is drinking a cup of tea
- Max is washing up a mug
- Max is drying a mug
- Max is putting the mug away
- Max is hanging up the tea towel
- Max enjoyed his tea.
by Scowley July 23, 2009
The act of offering a reward for a like. The online equivilent to receiving money for sexual favors.
"Like this status and I'll give you a dollar!" Dude she was totally facehooking. What an online whore!
by Mr. MichaelsJSmith January 05, 2012
<b>FaceHook</b> is a play on the name "<i>Facebook</i>" and the word "<i>Fishhook</i>," referring to the intentionally addictive nature of the Facebook platform. <b>FaceHook</b> also refers to the Facebook practice of making it extremely difficult to quit the application, using such tactics as prohibiting the export of a friends list / address book, making it nearly impossible to actually quit, etc.
by davimack January 05, 2011