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Barlinnie 

The big house in Glasgow.

The finest wideos from Scotland can call this home. Affectionately known as Bar-L to locals, it is a maximum security prison which houses some of the countries most violent criminals.

On the plus side the inmates tend to stay dry unlike most Glaswegians.
A Stoat the ba' sent to Barlinnie is effectively being sentenced to death.
Barlinnie by Craig McLaughlin December 15, 2008
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Barlinnie Facelift 

Scottish slang term for a person who has the appearance of a criminal or troublemaker. Typically someone who looks like a ned or chav, although the term generally refers to the stereotypical facial features of an offender e.g. sloping forehead, eyes close together, pale yellow skin etc.

The term originates from HMP Barlinnie, Scotland's largest prison.
Watch your bags, there's a Barlinnie Facelift nearby

ich bin ein berlinner

"i am a doughnut" or: "i am a Berlinner"
JFK: "ich bin ein Berlinner"
a type of prank phonecall in which the person answering the phone is firstly asked "is that you bainnie?"
prank phonecaller- is that you bainnie?
person- who? beanie?
prank phonecaller- bainnie? chris?
person- no i think you've got the wrong number
prank phonecaller- kirk?
person- no
prankphonecaller- colin?
person- no
prankphonecaller- who is this then?
person- for eg. john
prankphonecaller- ah john bain?
person- NO!
bainnie by mrbrightside765 October 23, 2008

brlinner 

breakfast, lunch, and dinner in one meal
I woke up at 3PM one day and decided to eat a brlinner.

George Bush can't afford 3 meals a day so he has brlinners.
brlinner by EMoney February 2, 2013
The best Soobin Stan, the hottest boy alive, taehyunscatgirl‘s bf, jcvbtxt_‘s besti asf 😅
“balbinnie is my idol!” “He’s the best Soobin Stan omg” “there goes balbinnie!” Girl 1: “did you hear that balbinnie is Trans and has a gf?” Girl 2: “yes. I’m so jealous of that girl, can’t wait till they break up”
balbinnie by cacacaccaahjdkdmfkdjf December 25, 2020

bainniecon 

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Bainniecon
Person 2: Yes! They’re the best group ever
bainniecon by aprils__fools July 23, 2023