Facelifting

The act of lifting someone's (usually more creative than you can come up with) Facebook status and posting it as your own.

Greg's Facebook status: Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? .........You're on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one...

Rosie: LOVE THIS SO MUCH I AM FACELIFTING IT!!! :~D

Facelifting by alaskanjackal August 29, 2011

facelifting

The act of posting a "doppleganger" picture on facebook who is much better looking than you could ever be.

"Wendy is really facelifting like crazy if she thinks her doppleganger is Kim Kardashian."

facelifting by FredSoxNation February 4, 2010

facesitting goddess 

woman who's favorite past time is to smother unknowing men with her luscious ass

I knew from the moment I met her she was a facesitting goddess

facesitting goddess by anon14 December 20, 2006

Facesitting

Where a woman sits on the face of another person (usually male) to either casual dominate, punish or be pleasured by said person (or a combination). Usually done with the woman either nude or in underwear only.

Has 2 Forms
-Forward; Woman sits facing away from the other persons body, with her anus above the persons mouth and her vagina over his(/her) nose.
-Reverse; Woman sits facing the other persons body, with her vagina over the persons mouth and her anus either pushed against or over his(/her) nose(good for farting).

My new girlfriend really loves facesitting me, every evening i have to spend an half an hour under her ass smelling her farts

Facesitting by #@ March 26, 2007

Facesitting

Facesitting is when a woman sits on a man's face. Though it is uncommon that a man sits on a woman's face, or a man sits on a man's face, a woman will sometimes sit on another woman's face.

In the descriptions below, an Encouragement Rate is listed. On a scale from 1-5, 5 being the most encouraged and 1 being the least, the types of facesitting are given a level of encouragement. Let's review the different types of facesitting:

Frontal: When a woman facesits frontally, she is sitting on his face, with her back facing the man's feet. This is used so that the man's mouth is directly over the vagina. The Encouragement Rate is: 4. Facesitting was created so theat the woman's rear would fully cover the man's face. Frontal is acceptable, not usually pleasurable.

Reverse: This is when a woman sits on a man's face, with her eyes looking towards the man's feet. In this method, the upper part of the man's face is engulfed by the woman's rear. Reverse facesitting earns an Encouragement Rate of 5, because the fat of the woman's rear is more frequently used.

Half: When a woman halfly sits on a man's face, her rear is only covering half of his face. This method is mainly used in teasing. Encouragement Rate: 3. Though the rear still touches the man's face, he is not being smothered. If the woman proceeds to enter any of the above two methods, preferably Reverse, then that is usually satisfactory.

Partial: Partial facesitting is when a woman sits on only part of the man's face. Encouragement Rate: 2. This method has no point to it, and it is discouraged.

The Crab: This is a difficult position to describe. The man is lying down, as usual. The woman has her feet on the ground, bends backward, and then puts her hands on the ground. Her stomach should be facing the ceiling. When The Crab is used, the woman will proceed to smother the man's face with her rear. The Crab consists of two branch-off types: frontal and reverse. The frontal crab is when the woman's feet face away from the man's feet. The reverse is when the woman's feet are facing the same direction as the man's feet. Encouragement Rate: 5. This is similar to Reverse, in the aspect that more rear is used.

Jeanssitting: Jeanssitting is when a woman sits on a man's face wearing jeans. This method is pointless because the victim does not see any skin, which is what facesitting was intended for. On all levels, Reverse Facesitting and Sandwich (you will read about that) beats jeanssitting. Even though Frontal Facesitting is frowned upon, jeanssitting is commonly used during that method.

Facesitting was created so that the facesitter use Full Cover facesitting, where the victim's face is completely covered with rear.


Here are some other versions of facesitting.

Schoolgirl Pin: Sometimes referred to as SGP. This is when a woman sits on a man's neck, forcing her crotch to be in his face. Encouragement Rate: 3. This is commonly used in mixed wrestling, and it is a difficult position for the one on the bottom to escape.

Against the Wall: This is when a man sits up against the wall, and a woman will proceed to back into his face, then grinding her rear into his face. Encouragement Rate: 5. Though the woman is not sitting on his face, it does involve smothering.

Sandwich: This method deserves an Encouragement Rate of 9. However, if involves two women. The way you do this is: one woman lays on her stomach. The man follows, burying his face into the woman's rear. Another woman will then follow, shoving the man's face deeper and deeper into the first woman's ass. Or, if you prefer, this method does not need to be used by two women. The first woman can simply lay on her stomach, and the man can dig in. Like I said, Encouragement Rate of 9.

Stinkface: A stinkface is kind of like the Against the Wall, except it is more commonly used with guys. It is also a wrestling move. In wrestling, the victim will sit up against the post, pretending to be defeated. The attacker will then back up, rubbing their rear into the victim's face. Commonly used by Rikishi and Torrie Wilson The main fault of the Stinkface is that it is not intended for the victim's face to enter the attacker's butt crack, which is always encouraged. The Stinkface is mainly used as a prank. This move is extremely discouraged, since the victim's face does not enter the attacker's crack.

Bouncing: This is when a woman sits on a man's face, and bounces while she does it. Despite the fact this move is used during Reverse Facesitting, it is discouraged because the victim's face is not being smothered.

Terminology: Here are some terms, not counting the one's above that relate to facesitting.

1) Facechair: This is the word used to describe the man who is being facesat.

2) Facesit: The act of sitting on someone's face.

3) Facesitter: The person who is facesitting.

4) Facesat: The past tense of being facesitten.

Dress: It is discouraged that oral sex be used during facesitting. Because of this, women will usually wear panties, thongs, lingerie, etc.

I just hate frontal facesitting. There's no rear involved!

Reverse facesitting is the absolute best. There's tons of rear in it for me!

"How do you like half-facesitting?" "Eh, it stinks. If my woman is going to facesit me, do it 'full cover!'"

"Please don't use partial facesitting!"

"She crab-facesitted me for at least a half-hour. I wish it had been longer!"

"Don't jeanssit me, Sharon. I think you sit better in your black lingerie."

"Her legs squeezed my face during her schoolgirl pin."

"When she against the wall-facesat me, she made sure my face was in there deep."

"Sharon and her friend made a Sandwich, and I was in the middle of course. My face dug into Sharon's rear for hours!"

"When Sharon convinced me into getting a stinkface, I had no idea I was in for such a treat! Instead of doing a regular stinkface, she did an Against the Wall."

"Sharon, don't bounce! Just sit and stay still!"

I just love being her facechair!

"I facesit him for an hour a day."

She is a facesitter.

"She facesat me last night."

Facesitting by facechair February 21, 2009

facesitting

when a beautful female sits her luscious ass down on a male's face (sometimes on females too)...in femdom and sm practices. sometimes just for fun, but can also be part of breath control/suffocation play

Mistresses Damiana and Jezebel continuted to torture their slave. Damiana sat on the slave's face for a few minutes while they both whipped his cock and balls.

facesitting by John M. February 5, 2005

fart facesitting 

When someone sits on your face and farts into your mouth and nose

Hey jimmy a girl was fart facesitting me last night

fart facesitting by Username56644666 April 19, 2018