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Facewasting
Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life
Facewasting by MasterHowl June 13, 2009
Related Words
Facefast • Facecast • facefartbook • facefist • Facecasting • facemaster • facepasta • facewasted • Facewasting • Face Fart
facefist
When facepalm isn't enough, its close relative facefist is one step up. It's used when a feeling of frustration agitation or the witnessing of an act of stupidity is so overwhelming that you feel the need to punch yourself in the face.
Teacher: Now class, can anyone tell me what the first 6 prime numbers are?
Student: uumm... 1,2,3,5,7, and 9?
Teacher: That's all correct except 2.
Student: But 5 minutes ago I thought you said that a prime number could only be divided by 1 or itself? Doesn't 2 fit those requirements?
Teacher: I'm sorry, are you saying I'm incorrect?
Student: ....Yes?
Teacher: Well in that case you just earned yourself detention!
Student: But why?
Teacher: 2 days detention!!
Student: Ma'am I----
Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WEEK?!!?!?!
Student: *FACEFIST
Student: uumm... 1,2,3,5,7, and 9?
Teacher: That's all correct except 2.
Student: But 5 minutes ago I thought you said that a prime number could only be divided by 1 or itself? Doesn't 2 fit those requirements?
Teacher: I'm sorry, are you saying I'm incorrect?
Student: ....Yes?
Teacher: Well in that case you just earned yourself detention!
Student: But why?
Teacher: 2 days detention!!
Student: Ma'am I----
Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WEEK?!!?!?!
Student: *FACEFIST
facefist by righter than u September 1, 2009
facefart
facefart by randomcanadianeh October 17, 2009
facefartbook
a social network web site consisting of a community of well-written, well-crafted gripes or "farts". a place to share observations or complaints of things that bother you.
If I have one more article shoved down my throat about the possible reasons Jennifer Aniston can't find love I'm going to unleash my thoughts on facefartbook
facefartbook by brewkah assault May 6, 2011
facepasta
Facecasting
Jane Doe is really really sad about something just happened.
John Doe just got picked to be a finalist!!
Judy Doe can hardly cope with everything right now.
Jack Doe thinks Jane needs to stop facecasting and just see a shrink already.
John Doe just got picked to be a finalist!!
Judy Doe can hardly cope with everything right now.
Jack Doe thinks Jane needs to stop facecasting and just see a shrink already.
Facecasting by Sleepy212 July 6, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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TikTok Farlands
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