facefist

When facepalm isn't enough, its close relative facefist is one step up. It's used when a feeling of frustration agitation or the witnessing of an act of stupidity is so overwhelming that you feel the need to punch yourself in the face.

Teacher: Now class, can anyone tell me what the first 6 prime numbers are?

Student: uumm... 1,2,3,5,7, and 9?

Teacher: That's all correct except 2.

Student: But 5 minutes ago I thought you said that a prime number could only be divided by 1 or itself? Doesn't 2 fit those requirements?

Teacher: I'm sorry, are you saying I'm incorrect?

Student: ....Yes?

Teacher: Well in that case you just earned yourself detention!

Student: But why?

Teacher: 2 days detention!!

Student: Ma'am I----

Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WEEK?!!?!?!

Student: *FACEFIST

facefist by righter than u September 1, 2009

Facefishing 

An open-ended, brief Facebook status post, often 1-2 words -- such as "hmmm" or "is" -- that is merely bait, intended to solicit quick bites or responses from your audience pool.

FaceFishing post: Hmmmmm...

Biter #1: What is 'Things that make you go...'? I'll take Alphabet Soup for $400.

Biter #2: WTF? You are clearly fishing for comments with an open-ended "hmmmmm."

Biter #1 again: Maybe he's referring to a hummer received last night...or a tasty treat...not sure? Let's ask...

Facefishing by Thor Kaizen July 28, 2009

Facedistracted

When a person is trying to do something important like write a paper or study but looses their focus and gets on facebook to procrastinate

I started to do homework but got facedistracted.

Facedistracted by poptartjesus December 8, 2009

Faceist 

A person who judges or discriminates another because of their facial features.

Fear or suspicion of a person because of their facial characteristics.

Persona A: "I didn't give him the job because he had evil looking eyes."

Person B: "Really, isn't that a bit faceist?

Faceist by Mr Musing January 23, 2011

facelist

"It's pretty much a Craigslist, but on Facebook and for middle, high school, and college students in the Long Beach, Lakewood, or cities nearby." (Taken from Facebook page)
Facelist is a "list" of things (appearing on the Facelist wall) for sale in the Lakewood-Long Beach area. Most people under the age of twenty are members of Facelist, and many things are sold there, including iPods, phones, clothes, and shoes.

"I need money" *Posts iPod on Facelist* Meets up at the Lakewood Mall, gets money for iPod from fellow Facelister.

facelist by Websterin'dis'shit January 22, 2012

Faceist 

Someone who judges another individual or group because of their face(s).

I hate you!
Why?
Because you have a mole on your face.
That's faceist!

Faceist by mmmm...rootbeer April 16, 2009

Facefilter 

The act of filtering your homepage on Facebook, due to "friends" who are too involved w/ posts, status updates, quizzes, silly games, bragging, etc...

I felt obligated to accept an old acquaintance's friend request, but I soon realized I would need to facefilter her activity because of all of her annoying updates and posts.

Facefilter by rolo1 July 13, 2009