Facecast 

All relevant news about exciting weather seen as status updates from your nearby friends on facebook

-Milton checks facebook-
Milton: MOM! No school! It's a snow day!
Mom: But we didn't get the call from the school yet. How would you know?
Milton: I just checked the facecast!

Bill: Aw crap, looks like rain all day today.
George: You get the weather channel on your iPhone?
Bill: Nah, who needs that? The facecast is calling for storms, man! Everyone is posting about it!

Facecast by Original-gersh January 27, 2011

Facecast 

A Facecast is basically an unofficial podcast on Facebook. It is made by posting music onto your Facebook status with information about the artist/brief description of the song. Its when someone posts music daily/weekly on their status's for their friends to enjoy

"Hey have you been keeping up with Joe's facecasts? He has some great taste!"

Facecast by Statyx August 19, 2009

Facecrastination

the act of procrastinating by use of Facebook.

I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.

Facecrastination by Holla_at_yo_Schola! October 25, 2009

Facewasting 

Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life

Oh God, I need to get some friends and stop spending my time facewasting!

Facewasting by MasterHowl June 13, 2009

Facecation 

When someone takes a vacation from Facebook, a popular social networking site that it notoriously addicting. Facecations are usually taken to spend more time on homework, activities, job, etc.

JOE SHMO is taking a Facecation, bbl. =)

"Why is Joe never on Facebook?"
"He's taking a Facecation."

Facecation by Sharpie Rainbow October 24, 2008

Facecase cracker 

Someone who enjoys burying their face into the crack of other peoples asses , to the degree their face gets razor burn

That chick from data didn’t come into today, I heard she didn’t look so good after a night with Harry buttaburier from PR. She’s a real facecase cracker

Facecase cracker by Davedale August 18, 2019

facepasta

State of despair so acute as to necessitate one's faced to be pressed down into a plate of pasta.

It's not disastrous - we're not talking about a total facepasta scenario.

facepasta by facegoop May 26, 2011