Facebookioki 

To quote a famous song on your Facebook status update. A mixture of Facebook and Karaoki.

"Look at those sad sad people doing Facebookioki, because they can't think anything interesting to say on their Facebook status update".

Facebookioki by navids April 30, 2009

Facebookholic 

People who spend way too much time in facebook, making every social interaction via this social network.

Face it dude, you're a facebookholic!
Mum, Dad, I'm a facebookholic, that's why I failed in all my exams!

Facebookholic by LifeThruALens May 12, 2010

facebookini 

searching facebook for friends of friends who might have bikini pictures with no privacy setting

It was so dead at work today I facebookinied all afternoon till I hit the motherload on Veronica's friend Beth's Jamaican vacation pics.

facebookini by highway61 November 14, 2011

Facebookitis 

A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.

Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.

Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?

Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis

Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?

Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
...

Facebookitis by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009

Facebookicide 

Removing yourself from facebook. Like a suicide, only online

Jim: how come boris isn't on facebook any more?
Rupert: Think it was a sad case of facebookicide

Facebookicide by superfunhappyslide May 22, 2009

Facebooklosipher 

Someone who feels the need to have a deep and meaningful facebook status.

John: Did you see Frank's facebook status. It was a poem about his classes

James: Yeah man he is such a facebooklosipher

Facebooklosipher by Jay Rip April 7, 2009

Facebookholic 

When one is repeatedly using "facebook" several hours a day. Always thinks about it over other things such as school and friends and family. Have a 1000 friends or more( so they think). OBSESSED

MY NAME is ______ and I am a facebookholic

Facebookholic by cutie4eva93 October 5, 2010