Facebookitis

A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.

Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.

Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?

Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis

Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?

Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009

facebooktivist

A person who engages in social activism by joining different "petition" groups and installs applications dedicated to different causes on Facebook.

"The facebooktivists are out in full force protesting Facebook's new privacy features."

by nerd05 January 2, 2010

facebookini

searching facebook for friends of friends who might have bikini pictures with no privacy setting

It was so dead at work today I facebookinied all afternoon till I hit the motherload on Veronica's friend Beth's Jamaican vacation pics.

by highway61 November 14, 2011

Facebookicide

Removing yourself from facebook. Like a suicide, only online

Jim: how come boris isn't on facebook any more?
Rupert: Think it was a sad case of facebookicide

by superfunhappyslide May 22, 2009

facebookiction

The act of posting stupid new words with gay definitions on Urban Dictionary in an attempt to be clever about a common occurrence within Facebook.

Today's facebookiction word of the day is: feedcrap. Feedcrap is my hilarious new word for when there's a bunch of stuff on my feed in Facebook that I don't care about.

by sanpaco February 4, 2010

facebookivity

(n) The opposite of productivity, marked by an excessive use of facebook.

Man, I have a ton of homework to do... time for less facebookivity.

by jhambone March 14, 2010

Facebookation

A compilation of Facebook and Vacation. A period of time, self imposed and rarely adhered to, where a person voluntarily avoids visiting their Facebook page to get a grip on the real world. A semi-facebookation involves visiting the page, answering messages but not updating status or answering/making comments.

Where is Fred?

Oh, he's around, he's just on a Facebookation.

For how long?

A week..

Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mutual laughter)

Yeah, so, he'll be on tonight?

Yup.

by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009