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conspicuous facebooking 

When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.
Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"

Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.

Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!

Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?

Investigative Facebooking 

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."

ghost facebooking 

When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.
I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?
ghost facebooking by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011

facebookling 

When someone new as joined facebook, and he/she does not have many friends, wallposts or photos. In most cases, this is a relatively short period of time, before the 'facebookling' grows out of control into a Self-Mutating-Facebook-Monstrosity.
Billy: You know that new girl, Sarah?

Timothy: Yeah

Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!

Timothy: DON'T LIE!

Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
facebookling by THEORETICALTERRORIST November 29, 2009

facebooktivist 

A person who engages in social activism by joining different "petition" groups and installs applications dedicated to different causes on Facebook.
"The facebooktivists are out in full force protesting Facebook's new privacy features."
facebooktivist by nerd05 January 2, 2010

FacebookFriday 

When you have nothing better to do and spend a friday on Facebook.
I think tonight's going to be another FacebookFriday
FacebookFriday by tdown21 January 8, 2010