Facebook Syndrome 

A developmental disorder that alters the intentions of social interaction of an individual characterized by impaired social norms. Normal language and cognitive executions are altered in such a way to represent "status." This status is intended to be represented to others and takes priority over personal preferences or choices.

Side effects include; heightened unwarranted interest in other peoples lifestyles as well as intense publication of otherwise private or unsubstantial personal information.

That girl only cares about what her next status update will be; really I dont care that your "drinking a mojito on the sundeck." She needs to find a cure for her Facebook Syndrome!

Facebook Syndrome by Kgrone August 18, 2010

facebook syndrome 

Calling people by their first and last names. Caused because facebook refers to people by their firsts and last names.

" Yeah, last night i hung out with Sarah Williams, Xavier Mozejewski, and Ben Smikler"
" No, you just sat on facebook all night."
"Why do you think that?"
"Another victim to the facebook syndrome"

facebook syndrome by Xander Mozejewski October 15, 2009

Facebook Syndrome (FBS) 

When your profile picture doesnt look like you, but it looks better than you actually look in real life. (Once again can also apply to myspace)

The opposite of Facebook Disease (FBD).

Guy:What about my profile picture now???
Girl:Now that's pushing it.This is straight Facebook Syndrome (FBS). You will never look like this in real life.
Guy:I HATE YOU!!!!! Who needs you anyways.

Facebook Syndrome (FBS) by Dough.Boy. June 15, 2008

Freshman Facebook Syndrome 

A condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "FFS."

Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?

Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!

Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!

Freshman Facebook Syndrome by jrabB September 6, 2011

Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome

When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.

Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.

Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011

Facebook Activist Syndrome

;a contagious disease where a person over facebook believes they are saving the world by sharing a video

;the act of posting videos over facebook believing you are changing the world, charactarized by dramatic statuses and creating facebook groups

;making a big deal over facebook on something one doesnt understand or know anything about

;watching KONY video and catching a case of Facebook Activitst Syndrome. *share to everyone, make a dramatic status about it, cry about it, make a facebook group, pretend to have made a difference* meanwhile not knowing anything about it or even being able to point it out on a map.

Facebook Activist: "I am going to save the world with this share"
Person: "Looks like youve got Facebook Activist Syndrome"

Facebook Activist Syndrome by Anti-Facebook Activist June 19, 2012

Facebook Ego Syndrome 

When you tell all your friends you are being Facebook Stalked, yet you keep your FB page open so you can continue to be stalked. Secretly your ego is so big that you are loving all the attention it's bringing you. So you post 500 pictures of yourself hoping your stalker will continue to come back, making you feel important, and providing you with something to talk about to your 2,000 FB friends. You have high hopes this stalking claim will continue to build your popularity, you become afraid it will someday end. You become so addicted to the attention, you actually begin stalking your stalker.

Man does that guy have a serious case of Facebook Ego Syndrome, he's been telling the world he is being facebook stalked forever now. Why doesn't he just block the bitch? We all know secretly he is loving all the attention, although he tries to play it off like he doesn't.

Facebook Ego Syndrome by Are you stalking your stalker? November 9, 2009