jrabB's definitions

the program

a state of friendship in which one acknowledges another person upon seeing them (e.g., nods, smiles, says hello)

We hardly talk anymore, we're not even on the program!

by jrabB October 20, 2014

Freshman Facebook Syndrome

A condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "FFS."

Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?

Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!

Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!

by jrabB September 6, 2011