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The word used to describe a popular new form of aquatic sport in which participants throw giant exercise balls at one another in an attempt to hit each other in the face.
Boy 1: Have you played Faceball yet? The popular new aquatic sport that has been sweeping the nation of Australia at a glacial pace?
Boy 2: No, but it sounds enjoyable and I can immediately grasp the concept of it as said concept is basically outlined in the name given to the sport!
Faceball by Cregford Mayweather February 4, 2010
Words you can keep
Baseball , but only using face
Going to play some faceball this weekend
Faceball by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
A backyard game played with a rake, a nerf football, and a picnic bench.
Rules
1) Can only be played when a Weller is present.
2) If the ball is hit and caught by a fielder, all the runners on base are out, and the batter stays up.
3) After 5 strikes the batter is out.
4) After 5 balls the batter is walked.
5) If the ball is hit inbetween two fences less than a foot apart, a homerun is scored.
6) If the ball has been hit the fielders may throw the ball at the runner. If they hit the runner, the runner is out. Tie alway goes to the fielder if it is a good hit.
7) New rules can be made by Wellers.
Dude, I've had enough of this; I'm sick of raking the yard! Let's call up the Wellers and play some faceball!
faceball by stevie September 13, 2003

Faceball Bat 

A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.
"that kid pissed me off so i faceball batted him. he gets out of the hospital around 2010."
Faceball Bat by willers222 December 18, 2008

Facebalk 

When you post something on facebook that is crude or potentially offensive, and then immediately delete it after you realize that all of your family members are going to see it.
Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!
Facebalk by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011

Facebullying 

To bully somebody on Facebook, as a joke or otherwise.
'Hey! quit Facebullying him/her!'

fameball 

A self-declared hipster who possesses all of the following traits: an unquenchable desire for fame, shamelessness, lack of redeeming talents, and an abundance of non-redeeming talents.

"(That later trait) may include, but are not limited to: oversharing, self-regard, delusions of grandeur, superficial physical attractiveness, a ridiculous distinctive personal fashion trademark, the ability to talk about oneself without end, conspicuously false modesty, and sluttiness and/or man-whorishness."

(Adapted from gawker)

In otherwords, a pretentious famewhore.
Is there a TV show or website this fameball doesn't show up on?
fameball by GhettoMonk October 2, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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