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Faceball

The word used to describe a popular new form of aquatic sport in which participants throw giant exercise balls at one another in an attempt to hit each other in the face.
Boy 1: Have you played Faceball yet? The popular new aquatic sport that has been sweeping the nation of Australia at a glacial pace?
Boy 2: No, but it sounds enjoyable and I can immediately grasp the concept of it as said concept is basically outlined in the name given to the sport!
by Cregford Mayweather February 4, 2010
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Faceball

Baseball , but only using face
Going to play some faceball this weekend
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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faceball

A backyard game played with a rake, a nerf football, and a picnic bench.
Rules
1) Can only be played when a Weller is present.
2) If the ball is hit and caught by a fielder, all the runners on base are out, and the batter stays up.
3) After 5 strikes the batter is out.
4) After 5 balls the batter is walked.
5) If the ball is hit inbetween two fences less than a foot apart, a homerun is scored.
6) If the ball has been hit the fielders may throw the ball at the runner. If they hit the runner, the runner is out. Tie alway goes to the fielder if it is a good hit.
7) New rules can be made by Wellers.
Dude, I've had enough of this; I'm sick of raking the yard! Let's call up the Wellers and play some faceball!
by stevie September 13, 2003
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Faceball Bat

A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.
"that kid pissed me off so i faceball batted him. he gets out of the hospital around 2010."
by willers222 December 18, 2008
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Facebalk

When you post something on facebook that is crude or potentially offensive, and then immediately delete it after you realize that all of your family members are going to see it.
Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!
by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011
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Facebullying

To bully somebody on Facebook, as a joke or otherwise.
'Hey! quit Facebullying him/her!'
by Komplient Kitten July 2, 2008
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fameball

A self-declared hipster who possesses all of the following traits: an unquenchable desire for fame, shamelessness, lack of redeeming talents, and an abundance of non-redeeming talents.

"(That later trait) may include, but are not limited to: oversharing, self-regard, delusions of grandeur, superficial physical attractiveness, a ridiculous distinctive personal fashion trademark, the ability to talk about oneself without end, conspicuously false modesty, and sluttiness and/or man-whorishness."

(Adapted from gawker)

In otherwords, a pretentious famewhore.
Is there a TV show or website this fameball doesn't show up on?
by GhettoMonk October 2, 2009
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