Facebail
To log off of Facebook when you see one of your"friends" has logged on whom you don't want to chat with.
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facebait
Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.
A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."
facebait by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011
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Facebail • face-bailed • facebaiting • faceball • facemail • facebalk • facebait • Facebalker • Facefail • facebaiter
Facebalk
When you post something on facebook that is crude or potentially offensive, and then immediately delete it after you realize that all of your family members are going to see it.
Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!
Facebalk by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011
facebalking
(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.
"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"
facebalking by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007
Faceball Bat
Faceball Bat by willers222 December 18, 2008
Facebaiting
Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.
Facebaiting by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011
facebaiting
The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.
facebaiting by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009
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